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If it's widely impractical or unnecessarily dangerous it is marked by the sign of the Octocoon!

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The Octocoon creed:

1. I shall smash no one in the face with a coffee cup.

2. I shall purchase and jank-ily modify small bikes and carts then place them in or on a large janky Van to transport them.

3. I will proudly run into a dumpster on my minibike.

4. I will go to the track and take unnecessary risks.

5. I will go to the dirt and take unnecessary risks.

6. I shall powder my Mimsy to ensure its freshness.

7. I will try not to fatally Raj myself.

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"gasoline is king and race junk is the path to salvation"
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